Status Symbol

ADVENTURES FROM STORAGE B: Status Symbol
by Kian Bezeel

Something reminded me today of an Ultra-super Overlord I once had at a totally different Storage B. He was fond of cornering employees at the men’s room urinal and asking for status updates literally while you both had your junk in your hands. It usually took the form “So, what are you working on?” And a quick “we’re almost done with module x” would not cut it. The attitude was more, I’m paying you to do stuff; so I need to hear a list long enough to justify your salary in my head.

I think it was a subconscious effort to show that regardless of any empirical evidence, his dick would always be bigger. You know what? It probably wasn’t subconscious.

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Author: Kian Bezeel

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