The guy at the next table has a strong survival instinct.
Woman: Do you think Jennifer Lawrence is pretty?
Man: (long pause) Who?
Woman: Jennifer Lawrence. Do you thinks she’s pretty?
Man: I don’t know who that is.
Woman: You don’t know Jennifer Lawrence? …She’s an Oscar-winning actress.
Man: Don’t know her.
They take a few bites of food.
Woman: What about Kate Blanchett? Do you find her attractive?
Man: (pause) I don’t know who that is either.
Admiral Ackbar has taught him well.
Originally published March 2, 2016
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